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5 Practical Uses For Sex Toys At Home That You’ve Not Thought Of
Sextoys connoisseur who used to buy sextoys online all the time will know that there is no such thing as too many sextoys. Instead of discarding old sextoys, these avid collectors will usually “retire” them and put them to good use around the household. Here are some practical uses for sextoys at home that you may not have heard about.
1. Buttplug doorstop – Purchased too many buttplugs the last time you were asked to buy sextoys online? Don’t know what to do with these little sillicone buggers? Fret not! With a little tweaking and mounting (pardon the pun!), you can transform your extra buttplugs into doorstoppers that will help protect your doors and walls. Plus, these look decidedly more colorful and fun to look at compared to boring old doorstoppers. Just don’t explain to old Aunt Louise what these really are when she comments about “how these lovely doorstoppers match the colors of your wallpapers perfectly well”…
2. Artificial pussy beer cozy – The next time you buy sextoys online, look out for cheap fake pussies. These would make the ideal beer cozy – perfect to keep cold drinks cool! Just be sure to thoroughly wash any fake pussies you may have used before using it…
3. Rabbit vibe hand blender – Now THIS is a real winner! Want to be the perfect attentive boyfriend? Look for a rabbit vibe hand blender when you buy sextoys online and pleasure your girl until she’s drained, THEN rehydrate her with a yummy smoothie mixed using the very same rabbit vibe blender (do clean it first)! She will be so amazed at your sexual prowess and drink mixing skills that she will have no qualms showing her appreciation later!
4. Handjob candle or stationery holder – The ideal product here would be a Cyberskin handjob stroker. They look so lifelike that you can transform them into candle holders or stationery holders any time and not make them look out of place in your household! You may, however, need to tell your appreciative mom that these candle holders CANNOT be bought at Macy’s…
5. Double dildo keyboard rest – Now this is a favorite of mine! Fulfill carnal desires AND prevent carpal tunnel syndrome? A definite winner! Comes in a rainbow of colors and sizes to match your wrist, keyboard, and sexual appetite!
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Thermos Stainless Steel Can Insulator (Styles May Vary) $12.49 Keep your drink cold (or hot) for longer by using this specially designed can insulating thermos. This patented design features double wall vacuum insulation, a stainless steel interior and exterior, and a sweat proof design…. |
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Leopard/animal Print Can Insulator Koozies (12 Pack) $9.99 GRRRrroooWL!!! These packs of great animal print can insulators will go great with any theme, from safari to zoo, to luau, lounge lizard! 12 foam fabric prints per case, each insulator fits on standard cans and many glass bottles…. |
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Pittsburgh Steelers Kolder Holder Can Cooler $2.00 Constructed with 5mm neoprene Wet-suit rubber. Designed to keep your favorite beverage COLD…and your hands WARM! Full glued-in bottom means your beverage won’t drip on you! Neoprene means easy removal of your beverage – no pliers needed! Our Steelers Kolder Holder will fit in the console of your car, truck, golf cart or boat…. |
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Patriotic Drink Koozie $0.98 Have A Star Spangled Celebration with Patriotic Tableware! Complete your patriotic party with everything your guests need to have a great time! The patriotic drink cozy is ideal for Fourth of July barbecues, and patriotic cookouts! 4″ tall drink cozy. Fits around standard size cans and bottles. Assorted styles. Show your American pride with patriotic drink wear. The patriotic drink cozy is just wh… |
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Hula Girl and Muscle Hunk Bottle Holders (Set of 2) Novelty Beverage Cozys $10.87 What better way to keep tabs on your bottled drink–Hula Girl is ready to party, and Hunk brought his own 6-pack! Set of 2 holders in hand painted vinyl holds your favorite bottled drink. Each 6″H…. |
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Irish Flag Drink Koozie $0.98 St. Patrick’s Day Party Favor for your Event! The Irish flag drink koozie is a fun way to spread St. Patrick’s Day spirit. 4″ tall drink cozy. Fits around standard size cans and bottles. St. Patrick’s Day gifts and party favors for all the little leprechauns at your event. Share the luck of the Irish with St. Patrick’s Day themed novelty toys. Give your guests something to take home, stuff their l… |
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Sanuk Men’s Beer Cozy Flip Flop $45.00 As its name suggests, this comfy thong sandal from Sanuk is perfect for kicking back and enjoying your beverage of choice. Comfort doesn’t get better than the Beer Cozy, constructed with a flexible synthetic upper, soft jersey lining and “no-rub” toe post. Made from a real yoga mat, the textured insole is extra-thick and cushy and conforms to the shape of your foot for a custom-fit feel every time… |
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Jersey Bottle Holder – New England Patriots $2.88 These jersey bottle holders are constructed from 3mm Neoprene “Wetsuit” rubber, and will hold a longneck bottle. They are designed to keep your favorite beverage COLD… and your hands WARM! The neoprene construction makes it easy to remove the bottle from the holder – no pliers needed. Its stretchable, washable and foldable. Made by Kolder…. |
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Green Bay Packers Bottle Jersey $3.95 These jersey bottle holders are constructed from 3mm Neoprene Wetsuit rubber, and will hold a longneck bottle. They are designed to keep your favorite beverage COLD and your hands WARM! The neoprene construction makes it easy to remove the bottle from the holder, no pliers needed. Its stretchable, washable and foldable. Made by Kolder…. |
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SALE St. Patrick’s Day Bottle Koozie SALE St. Patrick’s Day Party Favor for your Event! The shamrock bottle koozie is a fun favor to give your guests. A great way to send your guest home with a little luck of the Irish. Sale items are non returnable. Fits standard size bottle. Green koozie with white shamrock print. St. Patrick’s Day gifts and party favors for all the little leprechauns at your event. Share the luck of the Irish with St. … |
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Sanuk Men’s Beer Cozy Primo Brown Sandals $51.99 Brand & Style – Sanuk Beer Cozy Primo; Width – Medium (D, M); True Color – Brown; Upper Material – Leather; Outsole Material – Man-Made ; Heel Height – 1 Inches |
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Sanuk Men’s Beer Cozy Black Sandals $38.99 Brand & Style – Sanuk Beer Cozy; Width – Medium (D, M); True Color – Black; Upper Material – Synthetic; Outsole Material – Man-Made ; Heel Height – 1 Inches |