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When a woman burps …?
… every single time she takes a drink of her beer, and I mean really LOUD burps, is she really crude or just trying too hard to be one of the guys? I can belch like a whale but this chick that was with us tonight at the bar was blasting out gut wrenching burps with every slurp of her Budweiser so I decided to match her one for one. It got so intense that I was even spewing bits of peanuts back out and across the table but she kept up and released titanic burps one after another for over two hours. Ya know, it kind of turned me on but I was wondering if they were sincere or was she just showing off. Ladies, please give me advice here. When you belch are you trying to impress guys?
Which brings up another point — WHY don’t women belch and fart in front of men? I know you do it. My second ex-wife farted like a machine gun and i always laughed out loud when she did it. If that wasn’t the only thing we had in common we probably would still be married…..(naaaaaa..)
all i can say is WHAT A TRAMP! shamelessly flirting with all you men!!! i’m from arkansas and that’s what we would call a LOOSE WOMAN. women like her only act sleazy because they are on the prowl. i bet she was dressed in a brand new tank top too??? clevis, you stay away from that hussy. her behavior should have been saved for the bedroom! you didn’t act so innocent yourself either….tsk..tsk…
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Stella Artois Chalice Beer Bottle Wrench Opener $5.69 NEW LARGE STELLA ARTOIS BOTTLE WRENCH OPENER. THIS BOTTLE OPENER IS FEATURED IN THE SHAPE OF ACTUAL STELLA ARTOIS CHALICE GLASS. THE DESIGN IS OFFICIALLY LICENSED AND UNIQUE AS THIS BOTTLE OPENER HAS A FULL BRAND LOGO SCREEN PRINTED ON TO THE METAL. MEASURES APPROX 6 INCHES LONG MADE FROM STRONG HEAVY DUTY POLISHED STEEL. MADE IN BELGIUM. SUPPLY IS LIMITED… |
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Perlick 525SS Stainless Beer Faucet Chrome Shank Combo Kit w/ Knob $45.95 Perlick Perl Forward Sealing Stainless Steel Faucet features a sealing design that seals the faucet near the spout end of the faucet, not at the rear like most other designs. This means there is less faucet area exposed to keep clean, and that area is easier to clean…. |
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Be Open Beer and Soda Bottle Opener, Stainless Steel $18.04 Can’t manage twist-off bottle caps without tearing up your hands? Keep this fast-acting Be Open bottle opener handy at a party and your friends will love using something unique. Plus, it makes a great gift. To use, simply push the cylinder down quickly and firmly on any beer or soda bottle and off comes the cap–amazingly easily. Not much strength is required. The cylinder basically pops up on its… |
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Faucet Wrench $4.95 This wrench allows easy removal and replacement of your faucet from a tower system or refrigerator shank…. |
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Craftsman Bottle Cap Wrench Bottle Opener 944500 $11.99 Capwrench Bottle Cap Opener. Steel, designed for high strength removes bottle caps with ease. A great addition to your toolkit. Convenient hang hole for easy storage…. |
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Kegerator Spanner Faucet Wrench (New) $0.15 A faucet wrench is uniquely designed to allow you to tighten the faucet to the beer shank…. |
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SURLY Jethro Tule, 15mm Socket, Bottle Opener $21.25 The Jethro Tule pocket tool combines an offset box wrench on one end with a bottle opener on the other.”Thick as a Brick” crafted from stainless steel and then polishedDouble-sided 15mm box wrench works with most nutted hubs and it fits nicely inside recessed dropoutsSmooth, spoon-shaped handle provides ergonomic pleasure for palms and it opens a cool refreshing bottle of whatchoogot after the rid… |
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Pedro’s Beverage Wrench Conveniently labeled to prevent you from drunkenly maladjusting your multi-thousand-dollar rig, Pedro’s Beverage Wrench makes quick work of bottle tops. It has a strong metal body. Grippy plashtic handle. Youwanna nuther? You’re purty. I llliike youuu. Wait, waitasec’nd AAA I shink I luvvv youuuuuuuuuuu AAA (thump) Ow.Product FeaturesMaterial: steel, plasticDimensions: Recommended Use: opening bot… |
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Pedro’s Trixie Multi-Tool $24.33 Pedro’s Trixie – Fixed Gear Multi Tool & Bottle Opener. Specifically designed for the fixed gear rider, the Pedro’s Trixie is the urban survival tool w/ all the right pieces to keep that fixie rolling. Hardened tool steal gives this tool a great feel and long lasting life. 15mm box end wrench. Lock ring hook. 8,9,10mm box end wrenches. 5mm hex. Of course, a bottle opener. Includes galvanized wing … |