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Wedding Favors: 10 Custom Koozie Designs Guaranteed To Make A Splash
Weddings are a time to remember. If you really want to be remembered for your wedding, then try customized Koozie’s that the guests can keep. They can come in many different colors and can have pretty much any design you can possibly imagine on them. You can buy them with taste in mind, or if your families live a little on the wild side, there are always the “funny” koozie’s. I am going to list the top 10 designs guaranteed to make a lasting impression. For the sake of keeping this a little more on the light side, I believe that you will enjoy these little laugh a minute blurbs from some of the best koozies online!
Kool Koozie Ten: “Marriage is a 3-Ring Circus! Let the Show Begin!” The picture depicts three rings in the center of the text. The bride and groom’s names appear on the koozie, with the date of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Nine: “Made it to the church…. on Time!!!” The picture depicts a church in the background. The bride and groom’s names appear on the koozie, with the date of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Eight: “Eat, Drink and be Married!” The picture depicts a guy holding a piece of cake in one hand and a cold draft beer in the other. The bride and groom’s names appear on the koozie, with the date of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Seven: “COMMITMENT” The picture depicted below the word commitment is of a pair of handcuffs. The bride and groom’s names appear below the picture, with the date of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Six: “To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold!” The picture depicts a cold draft beer in the center of the text. The bride and groom’s names appear below the picture and text, with the date of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Five: “We Got Lucky.” The picture on the koozie depicts a 1 cent piece face up. The bride and groom’s names appear below the picture, with the date of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Four: “Vows are done, time for fun!” The picture depicts them driving away in a car with the words just married on the back of the car. The bride and groom’s names appear below the picture with the date and the location of the wedding.
Kool Koozie Three: The Bride and Groom’s names were depicted first on this koozie. The picture is of a bride holding a fishing rod with the groom dangling from the hook upside down. The text below the picture reads “A Reel Catch,” and the date and location of the wedding followed the catch phrase. (No Pun Intended.)
Kool Koozie Two: “Another 1 Bites the Dust” The picture depicts the groom standing there looking confused with a ball and chain locked to his ankle. The koozie also includes the bride and groom’s names below the picture.
Kool Koozie Number One: (Drum Roll Please!) The Bride and Groom’s names are on the top of the koozie. It said, “Insert Bride’s name and Groom’s name got married and all I got was this darn KOOZIE.” Then at the very end, it states the date of the wedding.
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